#USNationalDebt

Breaking news, or rather, urgent news:

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the earth shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States doesn’t have to repay part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills indicating that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a spare parts shop with Wi-Fi service). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, among Excel spreadsheets, pastries, and strange theories, they found "irregularities".

Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to say that the Treasury misconfigured the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some shout "this will change the game!", while others scream "this is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is about sharp glances, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and economists trembling.