my trade is quite complicated huh

LATEST NEWS or more precisely BREAKING EVERYTHING:

Trump has dropped an information bomb worth 36 TRILLION ๐Ÿ’ฃ (yes, with T from Trembling Land)

According to him, the latest audit found that maybe, just maybe, the United States doesnโ€™t need to pay part of its public debt.

Excuse me? How? And if I return my bill saying that I have also done a personal audit? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ“‰

This report comes from the newly formed Dodge Department (which we donโ€™t know if itโ€™s an agency or a parts store with WiFi). ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ”ง

And there, among Excel, donuts, and crazy theories, they found "irregularities".

"Irregularities", he said! Next, it will be said that the Treasury misplaced the PIN. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

Some are shouting "THIS IS A GAME CHANGER!"

And others are shouting "THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE WITH ECONOMISTS AS VILLAINS!" ๐Ÿ˜ฑ