Think BlackRock Buying 3.25% of $BTC

Is Bullish?

You might wanna zoom out… 👀

Yeah, they call it "institutional adoption" — but let’s be real:

This isn’t adoption.

This is a slow-motion hostile takeover. 🐍

A leveraged buyout of decentralization, one shiny ETF at a time. 📉📄

Retail?

💧 Faucet’s dry.

The “new money” narrative?

⚰️ Buried under BlackRock’s boardroom table.

You’re not holding Bitcoin anymore —

You're holding Wall Street’s receipt for your Bitcoin.

You didn’t just trade self-custody for convenience —

You helped lay the foundation for the next central bank.

🎉 Still cheering?

You’re celebrating while the network gets a new majority shareholder.

🪙 Remember why we got into crypto:

Freedom. Self-sovereignty. No gatekeepers.

Let’s not forget — or we’ll end up right back where we started.