My Watchlist breathes fire… My Portfolio eats pixels 🦖🔥
You open your app.
You look at your watchlist — it’s full of dragons: $TIA, $INJ, $AR, ready to tear the market apart.
Then you check your portfolio… and suddenly you’re face to face with the Google Chrome dinosaur 🦕
We’ve all been there. Watching the strongest projects fly — while your bags are chilling in prehistoric territory 😅
But here’s the thing: it’s never too late to rebalance with purpose.
Take $TIA (Celestia), for example — a modular blockchain changing how rollups and dApps are deployed.
It’s not just a hype coin — it’s infrastructure for scalable and sovereign Web3 systems.
Whether you’re building a smarter portfolio or just escaping extinction, maybe it’s time to add a real dragon to your list.
🚀 Tap ❤️ if your portfolio could use some fire.
💬 Drop your current favorite alt below — let’s share alpha.
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