“Put in $100 expecting a Lambo, got a masterclass in humility instead. Thanks crypto — I'm not an investor anymore, I'm a philosopher now 🤡📉🧘‍♂️”

When I just started, everything was mixed up in my head: coin, token, meme, metaverse…
And I was like: "Maybe, screw it?.."
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But if you didn't run away right away — consider it already yours.

So catch my spoiler on types of crypto — simple, with jokes, and without any complicated nonsense 👇

1️⃣ Bitcoin (BTC) — "The Dad" of the whole party 👑