#USNationalDebt : Bigger Than Your Portfolio After a Moonshot šŸŒ•

The U.S. national debt just broke through the stratosphereā€”topping $34 trillion like itā€™s chasing ATH status. Thatā€™s right, Uncle Sam is out here treating fiscal policy like a meme stock on margin. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

Picture this: max out your Amex, grab a few more cards, then start printing Monopoly money to cover the minimum payments. Congratsā€”youā€™re now running U.S. monetary policy. And Jerome Powell? Might as well drop a limited-edition NFT series: Debt Ceiling: Infinite Edition. šŸ’øšŸ–¼ļø

So if debt is such a red flag, why does the U.S. keep stacking it like itā€™s a blue-chip altcoin? Maybe itā€™s all part of the master planā€”Gotta owe 'em all! šŸ”„

Time to short the dollar or just sit back, HODL, and watch the fiat fireworks? šŸŽ¢šŸ’„