$USDC

Crypto is like dating in the wild 🤯—one day you’re up 50% 🚀, next day you’re ghosted by the market 👻. Bitcoin’s the moody ex 🫣, Ethereum keeps "upgrading" itself 🔧, and meme coins? Just clowns in a blockchain circus 🎪🐶. You buy the dip thinking you're a genius 🧠, then it dips again—surprise! 🎁. Your wallet looks like a rollercoaster 🎢, and gas fees? More than dinner for two 💸. But hey, we’re not here for stability—we’re here for the chaos and the *moon dreams* 🌕. HODL tight, laugh through the panic 😂, and remember: in crypto, logic is optional 🤪.