🤡 Trump keeps changing his stance—truly a chameleon! 🇺🇸🎭

1️⃣ “Leave Tehran now!”

2️⃣ “I did this to protect innocent people.”

3️⃣ “Our patience is running out!”

4️⃣ “We don’t want to lose soldiers.”

5️⃣ “We know where the Supreme Leader hides!”

6️⃣ “We won’t kill him just yet.”

7️⃣ “Let’s negotiate.”

8️⃣ “Surrender your weapons unconditionally!”

9️⃣ “Remember Thursday!”

🔟 “Wait for next week!”

1️⃣1️⃣ “We’ll attack Iran!”

1️⃣2️⃣ “We won’t attack Iran.”

1️⃣3️⃣ “I’ll decide in 2 weeks!”

📌 Result: Finding consistency in Trump’s politics is like finding a rug-proof coin in web3 😅💥