💭“Three Braincells, One Dream, and Zero Shame: My Bear Market Blueprint”
🔹The market’s a mess. Liquidity’s dry. But friend, I’ve got conviction, caffeine, and just enough IQ to hit 'buy' before I cry. 😩

🪞 The 3 Braincells: My Trading Framework
Spoiler: It’s vibes, volume, and very questionable TA.

🔹Braincell 1 “Is Twitter Yelling About It?”
If it’s trending and it’s not Pepe, it might have legs. CT sentiment is the new RSI.

🔹Braincell 2 “What’s the Risk-Reward, Babe?”
If I lose 20% max but the upside is 4x? I don’t need to be smart. I need to be early.

🔹Braincell 3 “Am I Bored Enough to Buy This?”
Most good entries happen when I’m doom scrolling and broke. That’s alpha.

💫 The Dream: Market Fantasy Setup
🔹A hot alt, a clean chart, and one tweet away from 3x.

ETH Spot ETF gets approved.
I ape L2s and LSDs like it’s 2021. $ARB to $2, $OP makes me feel things.

🔹Bitcoin goes sideways.
I snipe lowcap rotations. $JUP DAO passes, $TIA becomes the new modular queen, and I pretend I knew all along.

💀 The Mistakes I’ll Still Make
🔹Because IQ doesn’t matter when your bag is down 40% but your heart says “double down.”

🔹Holding through 2 resistance zones because “this one’s different.”

🔹Buying the top of a coin with 18 influencers tweeting “not financial advice.”

🔹Forgetting to set a stop loss because I was too busy writing flirty captions on Farcaster.

📈 How I’m Actually Trading This Week (June 20 Setup)
Real alpha, fake confidence

🔹$JUP: DAO proposal = buy rumor, sell meme. In at $0.39, target $0.93.

🔹$FET/$ASI: AI + consolidation = 3 braincells say "bullish."

🔹Watchlist: $DEGEN, $ENJOY, $BOLT, and any coin that says “social-fi” and “early.”

💌 5. Closing Thought: Alpha Is a Vibe
You don’t need to be a genius to win this market. You just need:

🔹One solid narrative,

🔹One good entry,

🔹And the courage to sell before your heart gets involved 💔

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