š¼š Portfolio Check: $19.50 and Holding Strong!
Started with big dreamsā¦ now Iām the proud CEO of exactly $19.50 in crypto assets! š My coins arenāt down badātheyāre just building character. At this rate, Iāll be rich by 2099 (if the market feels generous). šāØ
Every dip? A ābuying opportunityā I canāt afford. Every pump? Just a rumor. But guess what? I'm still here. Still holding. Still pretending I know what Iām doing. šŖš„
They say fortune favors the braveāso here I am, bravely watching my $19.50 dance like it's auditioning for a role in Survivor: Crypto Island. šļøš #HODL