"Want to immigrate to the USA? Just bring $5 million and a good mood."

Not kidding - the Trump administration just launched the "Trump Gold Card," priced at $5 million, and it's causing global chaos.
Commitment?

"By remitting, you basically become an American."

💳 No interviews, no endless paperwork.

Just remit, welcome to freedom, baby 💸

Unlike the EB-5 visa, which is more complex than cryptographic tax forms, this card allows you to:

  • ✅ Become a permanent resident immediately

  • ✅ Work legally in the USA

  • ✅ Zero tax on foreign income (yes, really!)

  • ✅ Show Trump's face and signature on the card - basically a functional NFT.

🤝 Rumor has it that Elon Musk is helping to "build the backend"

So, this is not just a legal currency for immigration, it also feels like a meme coin in card form.

🎯 Goal? Sell 1 million cards

→ This will be $5 trillion to help eliminate the U.S. national debt.

"Make America rich again?"

👉 If I had $5 million, I would buy $1 million of $BTC and then retire with the rest. 😁

🙄 How about you, do you want U.S. citizenship?

Disclaimer: Sources say customs officials may salute you at the airport when they see you present the card. 😎