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Do you know what’s better than a roller coaster? An escalator that always goes straight! That’s what USDC offers you: the thrill of no thrill. If you dream of becoming a millionaire while you sleep, get ready to dream about... nothing more. It’s like that annoying relative who does nothing but also doesn’t get in the way. It won’t give you a Ferrari, but at least it won’t leave you stranded in the crypto desert. Sleep easy, your USDC is there, doing absolutely nothing. But what a stable nothing!