A brutally honest comparison, for those still plunging toilets in 2025.
Real Estate: Fix Chad’s toilet at 2am
Bitcoin: Fix the global monetary system while you sleep
Real Estate: “We’ve got raccoons in the attic.”
Bitcoin: No tenants. No drama. No late-night squealing.
Real Estate: Paperwork, fees, permits, taxes, inspections
Bitcoin: You downloaded your property rights
Real Estate: “You can see it and touch it.”
Bitcoin: You can verify it. Boomer can’t even verify his roof isn’t collapsing.
Real Estate: Water damage
Bitcoin: The only thing leaking is fiat credibility
Real Estate: Boomer Flex
Bitcoin: Wizard Energy
Real Estate: Prays for appreciation
Bitcoin: Is the appreciation
Real Estate: You’re a landlord
Bitcoin: You’re a sovereign
Final Verdict:
Bitcoin doesn’t have termites. Or tenants. Or taxes.
It just keeps mining blocks…
…while Chad clogs your toilet again.
