🏠💸 FOR SALE: One House – Only 0.1 BTC! 💸🏠
Yes, you read that right. A whole house. For the price of a fancy JPEG in 2021.
📍Location: Somewhere better than your mother-in-law’s house
💰Price: 0.1 BTC (Yes, one-tenth of a Bitcoin. Not a typo. Not a scam. Not an NFT.)
📦Features:
• 4 walls (solid, not metaphoric)
• A roof that mostly doesn’t leak
• Doors that open and close
• A bathroom where your crypto regrets can be flushed away
• WiFi that sometimes works, especially when you're not home
🔐 Why Buy This House?
Because renting is a scam. Because fiat is dying. Because your dog deserves a yard. Because 0.1 BTC is cheaper than your last meme coin rugpull.
🎁 Bonus: Buy now and I’ll throw in a free airdrop of bad jokes and leftover paint.
📞 DM fast — before Satoshi comes back and raises the price.
