INTERNAL JOKE 🌎 CRYPTO WORLD

🧨💸CRYPTO: THE ROLLERCOASTER OF GLOBAL ILLUSION

It all started when I entered the world of crypto with hope in my eyes and a PIX of R$ 200.

"Now it’s going to happen!" — I thought.

📈 $XRP was breaking free from the SEC...

📊 $XLM seemed about to become the new digital dollar...

🐶 $SHIBA barking loudly in the trends...

👶 And what about $BOB? Too charismatic to fail!

But then...

💥 Trump and Elon fought on X (formerly known as Twitter), as if they were in a UFC ring.

🕊️ Israel and Iran decided to turn the Middle East into a game board of War.

🇺🇸 The FED? Said:

"Cutting rates? Only if it's in cutting the investor's hope!"

🚫💰

I still tried to trust $BTC, the king, the boss, the father figure.

But it seems to only rise when I'm out…

And only plummets when I say: "Now I bought." 😭📉

I went to sleep optimistic, woke up with my wallet looking like a credit card declined notification.

💳❌

And the chart? Looked like heartbeats… of a comatose patient.

😅 And still...

I'm here.

Doing DCA.

Making memes.

Making promises to God.

Because if crypto doesn’t give me financial freedom… at least it gave me premium anxiety and refined sense of humor. 💆‍♂️💔

🎭 Moral of the story:

In crypto, you don’t invest... you enter a script written by Mexican soap opera writers with access to Twitter.

But we laugh... because crying has become routine! 🤡

💬 Hashtags that sum up my emotional portfolio:

#XRPDrama

#BTCFaints

#BOBIsCoolButBroke

#SHIBATrickedMe

#FEDSonOfFOMC

#CryptoGivesMeLaughterAndNotProfits

#LaughingSoICanAvoidSelling