$USDC

What did one Bitcoin say to a USDC?

"You are so stable that you look like my grandmother after a nap... boring, but reliable!"

A USDC walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks him: "Why the long face?"

The USDC sighs and says: "It's just that... my life has no volatility!"

What is the USDC's favorite joke?

"My life is so predictable that even my horoscope says 'tomorrow, just like today'!"