" Donald, Remember the Deal"
Oh Donald, with your famous hair,
And promises flung through the American air—
Of freedom’s flag and liberty’s kiss,
Did you misplace all that in Mar-a-Lago bliss?
Your granddad sailed from the land of Bach,
Not Tel Aviv or Iraq or a Gulf oil dock.
From German roots you proudly rose,
So why now play in others’ woes?
You once yelled loud: “America First!”
Now it’s “Israel First”—oh, how it’s reversed!
You tossed your cap with stars and stripes,
And donned a hat that starts more fights.
We get it—campaigns do require flair,
But maybe try less bombing... more Medicare?
You bark at Iran, you growl at Gaza,
Your foreign policy sounds like a telenovela’s drama.
Why send more weapons? Aren’t yours enough?
You own more nukes than a Bond film buff!
Don't be the schoolyard bully, Don,
With Air Force One as your magic wand.
We're asking you—just kindly pause,
And read again those Founding laws.
It says all men are equal, sir,
(Not just the ones who write you cheques in fur.)
So drop the missiles, hug a dove,
Spread tweets of peace, not push and shove.
Bring back jobs, and jokes, and cheer,
And not another bloody year.
Oh Donald, here’s your final test:
Can you still make America best—
Not by wars or Middle East lies,
But by drying a million mothers’ cries?