#GENIUSActPass The Senate just yeeted stablecoins into the regulatory stratosphere—eggscellent or eggscruciating? You decide.)*

**🥚 THE SHELL GAME:**

The U.S. Senate cracked open a 68-30 vote to pass the **GENIUS Act**, the first major crypto bill to scramble its way through Congress. Critics say it’s a golden egg for Trump’s $57M crypto empire (), while fans insist it’ll hatch a new era of "instant payments" (read: *faster ways to Venmo your dealer*).