🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk Shocks Everyone — And It’s Not a New Tesla! 🚀
Nope, it’s not a rocket launch.
No new AI, no Mars base.
This time… it’s a drug test. And it’s 100% clean. 💥
On June 11, 2025, Elon Musk publicly shared his official negative drug test from United States Drug Testing Labs:
Marijuana? ❌
Cocaine? ❌
Fentanyl? ❌
All substances: NEGATIVE.
Report says it all: “Normal.”
🔥 This move slaps back at years of speculation — from that infamous Joe Rogan joint to wild allegations of drug-fueled chaos behind closed doors. Even NASA and the Air Force raised eyebrows back then.
Now? Musk silences it all with cold, hard facts.
His message: “Rumors over. Here’s the proof.”
So what’s your take:
📉 Will the media backpedal?
📈 Will $DOGE catch a Musk-fueled boost?
Or is this just Elon being… well, Elon?
One thing’s clear: While others react, Musk plays the long game. ♟️
Let’s hear it — final chapter, or just a twist in the saga?