#FOMCMeeting FOMC: Central Banks Set Interest Rates, Crypto Shudders with Parody 🏦⚖️
The Fed kept interest rates steady, but the language was sharper than Edward's scissors. "Inflation is not defeated" = code for "suffer a bit longer, butchers!". The traditional market swallowed hard. Crypto? It dipped 5% and went on with its life.
3 jokes we already knew:
1. "The data is hot" = Burger prices are rising faster than BTC 🍔💸
2. "We're waiting for more confidence" = We see your empty wallets before the cut 🕵️♂️
3. "Risks are balanced" = If the stock market crashes, we have printers ready 🖨️
Crypto laughs nervously:
- "Our proof of work" is more real than their "proof of inflation" ⛏️📈
- When Powell says "caution", miners check their electricity bills 💡😰
- Whales buy the dip: "Black Friday sale from the Fed!" 🐳🎁
The hidden moral:
Interest rates are like Bender's girlfriend: "Death in slow progression".