No, it's not a new Tesla.
Nope, not a Mars mission either.
This time, it’s… a drug test. And it came back 100% clean. 💥
On June 11, 2025, Elon Musk$DOGE posted something no one saw coming — his official drug test results, issued by United States Drug Testing Laboratories Inc. Marijuana? ❌ Cocaine? ❌ Fentanyl? ❌
All substances: NEGATIVE.
Everything: “Normal.” Period.
🔥 For anyone who's been following the Elon rumor mill — this is big.
From the infamous Joe Rogan joint to the rumors of wild parties, executive meltdowns, and even federal agency reviews (yep, NASA and USAF were watching),$DOGE
Musk has been the subject of nonstop speculation.
Now? He’s done with the noise.
He brought receipts.
> "Those rumors that I took drugs can all be stopped!" — Elon Musk
Let’s be honest — this move is classic Elon. When the world zigs, he zags.
Data over drama. Facts over feelings.
But here’s what I’m really asking myself (and maybe you are too):
💡 Was this a masterclass in reputation control?
🧠 Or just Elon being... unapologetically Elon?
📉 Will the media walk back years of wild speculation?
📈 Will coins like $DOGE or $TSLA tokenized assets see a momentum swing from this PR clarity?
Love him or hate him, Musk knows how to take back the narrative — and he just did it with a lab report.
One thing’s certain:
While the world’s still setting up the chessboard, Elon’s already thinking five moves ahead.
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Let me know — is this the final word, or just another wild chapter in the Musk saga?
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