#FOMCMeeting
What does a member of the FOMC do when a coin falls to the ground?
They leave it there because they know that if they pick it up, the market will interpret it as a sign that rates are going to drop!
Why do FOMC economists never go to parties?
Because when they are asked what they do, they start talking about inflation and everyone goes to sleep!
What did the calendar say to the FOMC?
"Hurry up with those decisions, I already have another appointment to raise the rates!"