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🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk Just Dropped a Bombshell... And It's Not What You Think! 🚀
No, it's not a new Tesla.
Nope, not a Mars mission either.
This time, it's a drug test. And it's clean. 💥
On June 11, 2025, Elon Musk posted his official negative drug test report for the world to see — straight from United States Drug Testing. Marijuana? ❌ Cocaine? ❌ Fentanyl? ❌ All substances: NEGATIVE.
Everything: “Normal.” Period.
🔥 This is a direct clapback to the wild rumors swirling for years — from that infamous joint on Joe Rogan’s show, to allegations of drug-fueled parties and pressure-cooker boardrooms. Let’s not forget how those whispers sparked NASA and USAF investigations!
Now? Musk just flipped the script in the most Elon way possible: Data over drama.
His message?
"Those rumors that I took drugs can all be stopped!"
So the question is:
Was this a masterclass in reputation control? Or is it just Elon being unapologetically Elon?
📉 Will the media eat their words?
📈 Will $DOGE ride this wave of PR clarity?
One thing's for sure: Musk plays 4D chess while the world’s still setting up the board. ♟️
Drop your thoughts. Is this the final word, or just another chapter in the Musk saga?
No, it's not a new Tesla.
Nope, not a Mars mission either.
This time, it's a drug test. And it's clean. 💥
On June 11, 2025, Elon Musk posted his official negative drug test report for the world to see — straight from United States Drug Testing. Marijuana? ❌ Cocaine? ❌ Fentanyl? ❌ All substances: NEGATIVE.
Everything: “Normal.” Period.
🔥 This is a direct clapback to the wild rumors swirling for years — from that infamous joint on Joe Rogan’s show, to allegations of drug-fueled parties and pressure-cooker boardrooms. Let’s not forget how those whispers sparked NASA and USAF investigations!
Now? Musk just flipped the script in the most Elon way possible: Data over drama.
His message?
"Those rumors that I took drugs can all be stopped!"
So the question is:
Was this a masterclass in reputation control? Or is it just Elon being unapologetically Elon?
📉 Will the media eat their words?
📈 Will $DOGE ride this wave of PR clarity?
One thing's for sure: Musk plays 4D chess while the world’s still setting up the board. ♟️
Drop your thoughts. Is this the final word, or just another chapter in the Musk saga?
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