๐๐ All rise for the birthday of the one and only...
#DonaldTrump โ 79 years young and still shaking up Earth, Twitter, and probably Mars.
๐ผ On this sacred day, somewhere between Bethlehem and Mar-a-Lago, a miracle was born. Was it a baby or was it a branding opportunity? We may never know. But like Saint Nicholas crossed with a stockbroker, he came bearing gifts โ tax cuts, viral moments, and a meme coin that now lives rent-free in my nightmares.
๐ May your 79th orbit around the sun be filled with robust health, audacious speeches, golden golf swings, and just enough controversy to keep the headlines spicy.
Your political and economic legacy? Unignorable. Your ability to cause market whiplash with a single post? Iconic.
May your next chapter bring dialogue over drama, peace over posturing, and maybe a few less all-caps tweets (or... not โ we kinda live for them).
๐ Now, speaking of miracles...
๐ช Currently performing like a coin left in a washing machine.
Yes, I tossed $30 into it like a prayer into a wishing well. Yes, I check it every day like it owes me rent. No, Iโm not mad, Iโm just... character-developed.
๐ So, here's my selfish birthday wish:
May $TRUMP rise like Elonโs rockets, like your polls in 2016, like my hopes every time I refresh CoinGecko. To infinity and beyond โ or at least back to $0.30 so I can sleep again.
๐ฅ Happy birthday, Mr. President. With chaotic love and capitalist dreams,
โNalla ๐
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