CryptoHoroscope 2025 – Binance Edition
🔮 How is your crypto journey going according to your zodiac sign?
♈ Aries: Buy at the top. Sell in fear. You love the adrenaline.
♉ Taurus: You have 4 tokens in staking and you don't move them even in your sleep.
♊ Gemini: One day you're a BTC maximalist, the next day you're all about PEPE.
♋ Cancer: You bought SPK because you felt 'a connection'.
♌ Leo: You don't sell even if you're -87%, because you don't lose.
♍ Virgo: You don't invest until you've read the whitepaper... 3 times.
♎ Libra: You don't know whether to hold or trade... so you do both poorly.