🚨URGENT: Dog farts and “Bitcoin drops 8%” 🚨
It was supposed to be a decentralized market, but it seems more destabilized.
A sneeze in Asia, a tweet from Musk, the neighbor's barking… and there you go:
💥 everything crashes!
Who said crypto doesn't follow fundamentals?
It does… the intestinal fundamental of the neighbor's dog. 🐶💨📉
#CryptoMadness #VolatilityIsNickname #Bitcoin #DecentralizedMarketSensitive
