Oh wow… a dip in June? Never saw that coming! 😱

(Except… we literally did.)

Every year like clockwork:

☀️ June to August = Bearish Vacation Mode

But hey, let’s blame the war again. That’s the trend, right?

📉 $BTC dropping to $80K–$75K?

Not a crash. Just the crypto version of a summer sale.

Meanwhile…

🧘 Long-term holders are sipping coffee and buying dips.

📊 Spot traders are stress-refreshing charts.

And influencers? Still yelling “This time it’s different!” 🤡

Just wait till December —

They’ll all be back calling for $150K like it was their idea.

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💬 Not advice. Just a little sarcasm with some seasonal alpha.

#DYOR or cry later.

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