💣 My Bomb Token didn’t just go down… it took the elevator to HELL. 💣🔥
Thought I was buying a moon ticket 🚀🌕
But ended up on the Titanic with extra icebergs ❄️🚢💀
Me: “One day I’ll be rich.”
Bomb Token: “Not today, buddy.” 😎💥
Watching “Money Heist” just to remember what money used to look like 💰😭
Even Squid Game feels safer than this investment 🦑💀