#FOMCMeeting Crypto traders listen to Powell's speech:**

— *"We are carefully evaluating market conditions..."*

— Is this a bull signal? Sell everything?

— *"Inflation remains elevated..."*

— DEFINITELY BULLISH! ALL IN ON BITCOIN!

— *"But the economy shows resilience..."*

— BEARISH! END OF THE CYCLE!

— *"However, we remain cautious..."*

— **WHAT DOES THIS CRAP MEAN ON TWITTER?!**

*(In 5 minutes, BTC drops by 10% because Powell sneezed in the wrong camera.)