đ Crypto Comedy Short: âWhen BTC Tries to Be Funnyâ
(A tongue-in-cheek moment from the blockchain stage)
Bitcoin strutted in at $105K, flexing like a stand-up comedian walking onto a stageâexcept instead of applause, it got a shrug from ETH (who replied: âI grew 5% today, thanks!â) . Meanwhile, meme coins like FLOKI, PEPEâŻ2.0,âŻand Dogecoin sashayed in, wearing overâtheâtop costumes, winking: âWeâre the real headliners!â .
And just when the audience thought it couldnât get more dramatic, Trump Media announced a BTCâETH ETFâleaving everyone wondering if the host would now be wearing MAGA cap or lab coat đ§Ș .
Finally, as regulators debate the GENIUS Act (stablecoin rulebook is on stage), Circle dropped its IPO micâbecause who doesnât love a stablecoin with a side of stock drama?
đ Takeaway Punchline
BTC is acting bougie at ~$105K
ETH is quietly stealing the show with steady gains
Meme coins are the flashy, unpredictable comics of the block
Stablecoins & ETFs are writing the backstage rules
Regulators & IPOs? Well, they keep the popcorn coming
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