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Crypto Woes Incoming: Bought Bitcoin… now I can’t even afford biryani. SOS. 🍛

Dear Binance Fam,

Last night, I dreamed I made it. This morning, my portfolio said, “LOL, sit down.” 😭📉

I told my nani I’m in crypto. She asked, “Beta, can you cook crypto like daal?” 🍲😅

My friend became a trader last week. Now he speaks fluent candlestick and sobs every time it turns red.

I bought a coin called “FluffyCat” because the mascot was adorable. It disappeared faster than my chai’s steam.

Meanwhile, I keep refreshing Binance like it’s gonna suddenly say, “Congrats, you’re rich.” Spoiler alert: it won’t. 🙃

The only green pump I’ve seen lately? My bicycle tire.

If crypto were a relationship, mine would be: toxic, confusing, and always asking for more money.