How embarrassing for the U.S. President โ€” not even his own token saw a pump on his birthday! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

$TRUMP couldnโ€™t catch a break, even with candles lit! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ“‰

Alternate versions:

1. Even the birthday hype couldnโ€™t save $TRUMP โ€” what a letdown for the President! ๐Ÿ˜‚

2. Presidentโ€™s big day, but $TRUMP stayed flatโ€ฆ now thatโ€™s a birthday fail! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Let me know if you want a more savage, meme-style, or formal tone!

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