🐕 $DOGE — it didn't just survive, it became a symbol of financial absurdity.
Why do you need tokens with innovation when there's a dog whose whiskers can move the market? 😎
After all, if Elon gets bored on X, the moon might howl again. Awooo! 🌕
🔥 $SOL — it's like a blockchain on energy drinks:
fell down, got up, fell down again — and suddenly: back in trend.
It's like that acquaintance who's always "on a startup" — but you still invest in him. 🤷♂️📉📈
🧿 And if you want something completely from the world of digital shamanism — here you go:
**$SHILL** on the Astrology blockchain
**$KARMA** — distributed proportionally to your good vibes
and, of course: **$404** — a token that doesn't exist, but it has already done x1000 according to rumors in Telegram. 💫📲
After all, in crypto, it's simple:
if a coin sounds silly — that's already a reason to buy.
And if it was shilled on Reddit with a meme — we hold it until the Moon and beyond. 🚀😂