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🚨Crypto Update: I bought Bitcoin… now I can’t afford biryani. Send help. 🍚💸

Dear Binance Fam,

Last night, I dreamt I was rich. This morning, my portfolio reminded me I’m not even emotionally stable. 😭📉

I told my nani I’m into crypto. She said, “Beta, crypto ka halwa banta hai?” 🍮

My friend became a trader last week. He now speaks fluent candle language and cries when he sees a red one. 🕯️😭

I invested in a coin called “FluffyCat” because the logo looked cute. It rug-pulled faster than my chai getting cold. 🫖💀

Meanwhile, I keep refreshing Binance like it’s going to suddenly show “You’re a millionaire now.” Spoiler: It didn’t. 🙃

The only pump I’ve seen recently is my tire getting fixed.

If crypto was a relationship, mine would be: It’s complicated, dramatic, and occasionally leaves me broke. ❤️‍🔥💔

Moral of the story? HODL your coins, your tears, and your dignity. And don’t take trading advice from your cousin who still thinks XRP is a “new app.”

Drop your funniest crypto fails below before I sell my toaster to buy more SHIBA. 😂👇

#Alishba_Sozar #BinanceSquare #CryptoDrama #HODLandCry #PumpItOrDumpIt