Yesterday, the tranquility of the crypto world was shattered by a sudden 'nuclear-level' crash! The pair of 'crypto twins' $ZKJ and $KOGE staged a 'diving spectacle' within hours, with a market value evaporating over 600 million USD, making it a crypto version of 'Waterloo.' And our main character—the village chief—was confidently brushing Alpha points just before the crash, dreaming of a big airdrop, unaware that the scythe of fate had quietly been raised!
The village chief's 'wealth-building strategy': brushing points is temporarily gratifying, but a crash turns it into a funeral pyre
The village chief, a senior 'leek harvester' in the crypto world, self-proclaimed 'on-chain Buffett,' has recently become fascinated with Binance Alpha's points gameplay. He gets up every day at three in the morning, wraps himself in a quilt, wears reading glasses, and stares at the screen brushing $ZKJ and $KOGE's LP pools, muttering, 'This round is steady, airdrops in hand, everyone in the village will get a big red envelope!' The villagers were also infected by the village chief's enthusiasm, all taking out their retirement money to follow the village chief to form LPs, brush points, and dream of 'one coin one villa.'
Yesterday afternoon, the village chief was still live streaming under the big tree at the village entrance, bragging about his 'investment secrets': 'Kids, follow me; $ZKJ and $KOGE are the wealth passwords of our village! This pool is as steady as an old dog; even the market makers have to call me dad!' The villagers listened with excitement, all adding to their positions, even Old Wang from the neighboring village secretly invested his pig-raising money.
But just when the village chief was sweating profusely, ranking first in the village on the points leaderboard, at 8 PM the sky fell in the crypto world! The prices of $ZKJ and $KOGE shot down like a rocket! Within minutes, prices accurately broke through all support levels, and the K-line chart painted a perfect 'waterfall,' bringing tears to people's eyes. The village chief stared at the screen, his eyes wide open, and his mouse fell to the ground with a 'thud,' muttering, 'Why... why is coriander so expensive?'
The 'script' behind the crash: market makers run away, the village chief takes the blame
This crash was no coincidence; it was 'a premeditated script-style assassination'! The price plummeted sharply, as if it was a 'liquidation party' meticulously planned by market makers, wiping out the bulls, leaving little of the principal. The village chief lamented, 'Just one minute before I quit brushing points, $ZKJ and $KOGE directly lost 99%! This isn't investment; it's clearly giving money to market makers to buy yachts!'
The village chief originally wanted to comfort the villagers: 'Don't panic, it's the crypto world; volatility is normal!' But when he opened his wallet and saw that his 2000 U principal was left with only 200 U, he fainted on the spot, and the villagers hurried to revive him. Xiao Wang joked, 'Village chief, your principal is down to 200 U, enough to buy a pancake roll, right?' When the village chief woke up, he was so angry that he took out the family tree and immediately wanted to remove Xiao Wang, who had led the charge to increase positions!
Worse still, the LP pool where the village chief brushed points was directly 'snapped off by the trap.' Old Wang shouted, 'Village chief, why aren't you answering your phone? Where's my principal?!' The village chief could only hide in the village shrine, pretending the signal was bad, muttering, 'This isn't a loss; it's a strategic retreat!'
The villagers' anger: from 'on-chain Buffett' to 'the scapegoat of the village'
After the crash, the atmosphere in the village became tense. Villagers gathered at the village chief's doorstep, holding signs that said 'return my hard-earned money.'
Old Li packed his bags overnight and posted, 'The village chief is coming after me with a knife; I have to run!' The village's Er Gouzi was even more ruthless, directly posting a notice at the village entrance: 'The village chief brushed points momentarily, but the villagers fainted in the toilet!'
The village chief tried to explain: 'This isn't my fault; it's the market makers who ran away!' But the villagers were unwilling to listen. Some dug out screenshots of the village chief's live broadcast from yesterday, which clearly stated 'steady as an old dog,' but now it has become 'the crypto world’s husky.' Others revealed that the village chief had just bought a new electric scooter a few days ago, suspecting that he had secretly cut the villagers' leeks and run off to 'enjoy life.'
The truth of the crypto world: leeks never sleep, the village chief sets off again
This crash has caused the village's retirement money, pig-raising money, and even the dowry money that Er Gouzi prepared to marry to be washed away. He lamented, 'The crypto world is just a free egg scam for grandpas and grandmas, losing all the principal for airdrops!' Yet even so, the village chief remains undeterred, secretly holding a small meeting in the shrine, announcing, 'In the next wave, let's brush other pools; $XXX will definitely be steady!' The villagers rolled their eyes in unison: 'Village chief, just return the family tree to me!'
The 'ZKJ-KOGE disaster' in the cryptocurrency world has made countless people realize: airdrops may be tempting, but the market makers are even more ruthless! The village chief's dream of getting rich has shattered, but the stories in the crypto world continue. Perhaps tomorrow, the village chief will bring a new pool and rush into the next battlefield, shouting 'steady as an old dog.' As for the villagers? They have already set up a 'mutual aid group to prevent the village chief from cutting leeks' in the group, preparing to huddle for warmth.
Note: This article is purely for entertainment, investment involves risks, and entering the market requires caution!
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