ETH GANG ROLL CALL!

Ethereum just pumped harder than a pre-halving Bitcoin! Sitting pretty at $2,646, up +3.85% today — that’s not just a move, that’s a statement!

ETH ain’t here to play games — it’s cooking, simmering, and about to BOIL OVER! From $2.5K to the moon, this beast is showing no signs of slowing down. This ain’t just price #SparkBinanceHODLerAirdrop #BombieBinanceTGE #BinanceAlphaAlert #MetaplanetBTCPurchase #IsraelIranConflict action, this is destiny in motion!

Bags packed, rockets fueled... We’re not watching history, we’re RIDING it. If you’re still sleeping on Ethereum, you’re gonna need more than coffee to catch up.

Bullish vibes only — let’s f’n go!

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