When your crypto portfolio feels like a stand-up comedy show... but you're the punchline! 🤣
Ever check your charts and wonder if they're powered by a mischievous goblin?
* You buy the dip? Congrats, you just summoned the "dipper dip!" 📉
* You finally sell after weeks of sideways action? Boom! To the moon! 🚀 (You're welcome, everyone else.)
* You're trying to explain blockchain to your family? Their eyes glaze over faster than an NFT market during a bear run. 😴
It's not just a portfolio, it's an emotional rollercoaster with unexpected loops and drops! Who else feels personally attacked by their own charts sometimes? 😂
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