They could lose 99.99% and STILL scream “We’re early!” 😂
Meanwhile…
$BOB and $ALPHA are out here defying gravity (and logic) at:
🔻 $0.000000051223 (-14.92%)
Yet the HODLers?
🙏 Holding like it’s a sacred ritual.
Because who needs fundamentals when you have memes?
🧠 Down bad?
😂 At least the jokes are pumping.
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