$BTC — it's like an ex: sometimes it ignores you, sometimes it texts at 3 AM "I miss you" (and then drops by -10%)
Every time Bitcoin rises, everyone suddenly becomes a financier:
— "I always believed in blockchain, decentralization, and Proof of Work!"
And as soon as it falls:
— "Well, I actually invested in cucumbers. Land is more reliable!"
📉 Bought at $70k — hero.
📈 Sold at $58k — philosopher.
📉 Re-entered at $65k — optimist.
📈 HODLing until $100k — legend (or patient).
Bitcoin is not just crypto, it's a series. A new season every day. Plot: will it be $1M or will it all reset first.
Moral: don't marry Bitcoin. Better to date it. Occasionally. With a cold wallet and sober calculation.
