They could be down 99.99% and still swear they’re “early.” 😂
Meanwhile, BOB and Alpha are out here breaking physics and logic at $0.000000051223 🔻 -14.92%
Holding on like it’s a sacred ritual 🙌
Only thing not crashing? The memes.
They’re stronger than the charts.
📉💀
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