They could be down 99.99% and still swear they’re “early.” 😂

Meanwhile, BOB and Alpha are out here breaking physics and logic at $0.000000051223 🔻 -14.92%


Holding on like it’s a sacred ritual 🙌


Only thing not crashing? The memes.

They’re stronger than the charts.


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