Trump: “We are making a national reserve... but it's filled with BTC, not gold!”

Warkop: “Wait, Sir, could it be that next, civil servant salaries will be paid in Satoshi?” 🤯

Then Don Jr. says: “So that my grandchildren don't just have towers, but also a wallet.”

“Wow, this is like Fort Knox but in cyborg version, bro!”

The people's money moves to the blockchain node,

the government holds the private key, the people hold... hope 🤣

Now, every economic decision can... affect the price of BTC.

Warkop opens a special branch just to discuss candles & politics.

Because if you’re looking for economic enlightenment,

...come to Warkop. Not Wall Street.😎

(just kidding)#TrumpBTCTreasury