“My face says ‘worried about the war’ 🧍♂️
My phone says ‘-27% on $BTC ’ 📉
My heart says ‘don’t cry in public’ 😶”
🌍 World’s on fire.
🧠 Brain’s on charts.
💔 Wallet’s on life support.
📱 Just waiting for a green candle like it’s a text from my ex.
Not checking the news. Just checking my net worth.
