Bitcoin in 2030: The Chart Under LSD or Divine Prophecy?🌈🤖

BTC is dancing at $100k. Institutions now call it a "hedge against the apocalypse." We know: it's just the delayed halving 5.0 due to FUD.

3 official (and completely arbitrary) scenarios:

1. Extreme Bullish: $500k 📈

"ETFs eat up all the supply! Miners are emigrating to Mars!"🚀

2. Apocalyptic Bearish: $30k 🧸

"Quantum computing breaks private keys! Satoshi returns to sell everything!" ⚠️

3. Cynical Realist: $150k 🥴

"Inflation eats the dollar, CBDCs subjugate us, BTC laughs last." 💸

Jokes we will tell in 2030:

- "Do you remember when FUD was war, not a glitch in the Matrix?"

- "HODL was a religion. Now it's therapy."😮💨

- "My RSI is more stable than your 2-week relationship."

Hidden moral:

If the chart looks like a rabbit's EKG after 5 espressos, it's probably just Tuesday. ⏳

The future is a drawing that you color with emotions. $BTC remains the pencil. ✏️