#TrumpBTCTreasury TrumpBTCTreasury 📢🇺🇸 BREAKING: Trump will replace the US gold reserve with Bitcoin!

"Fort Knox? No, thanks. Now we have Fort Satoshi!"

— said the 47th president, sitting in a cowboy hat on the blockchain.

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"For too long the dollar depended on the printing press. It's time to make America great again... through Proof of Work!"

💰 The Treasury is now HODLing 500,000 BTC

🏛 The Ministry of Finance has been renamed to Department of Diamond Hands

📉 Inflation? Never heard of her.

👴 Biden in response suggested making a reserve of Dogecoin, but he was convinced otherwise... doggies don’t bite.