🎭 TikTok trolls sabotage Trump’s big parade — again

Tanks? Jets? $45 million? Still a weak turnout.

Why? TikTok did its thing: thousands of fake RSVPs with names like Youre WasteOfSkin and Jeffrey

Musk flooded Trump’s military parade.

One user flexed: “I’ve got 10 tickets, but I’m in Australia. Don’t wait up.” 💀

Throwback to Tulsa 2020, where TikTok also tanked his rally.

Maybe that’s when the "ban TikTok" seed was planted — in salty, salty soil.