#TrumpBTCTreasury #TrumpBTCTreasury 📢🇺🇸 BREAKING: Trump will replace the U.S. gold reserve with Bitcoin!

"Fort Knox? No, thank you. Now we have Fort Satoshi!"

— stated the 47th president, sitting in a cowboy hat on the blockchain.

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"The dollar has depended on the printing press for too long. It's time to make America great again... through Proof of Work!"

💰 The Treasury is now HODLing 500,000 BTC

🏛 The Department of Finance has been renamed to Department of Diamond Hands

📉 Inflation? Never heard of her.

👴 Biden responded by suggesting a reserve of Dogecoin, but he was persuaded otherwise... the doge doesn't bite.