They wanted to get rid of the Boring Grandpa and now they have a grandpa with a flamethrower at 79 years old
The joke told itself In 2024, the U.S. was complaining about Biden, 81 years old, slow, and chose Trump, 78 years old, strong, but after 5 months, the new grandpa president has the planet on fire:
Tariff Wars with all the countries that have trade relations with the United States, even if they only have penguins living there, the hardest hit is China, threats to the EU and Mexico. Result: The dollar dances worse than a meme coin.
Migration in Call of Duty mode: Massive raids, Latinos in the U.S. are like in Terminator.
Geopolitics in Game of Thrones mode: Ukraine: Fix it yourselves, it seems that Trump wants to give territories to Putin. North Korea: Kim his new bestie.
And in Latin America: Only Milei is liked, the rest is hated.
Markets reacting:
Bitcoin: everyone is fleeing from the dollar.
Stocks and bonds as if they were being taxed by Trumpist taxes.
What do you think? Is Trump the villain or the hero that the U.S. deserves? Leave your comment and buy BTC just in case!
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