⌚️ Garmin VENU X1 — $800 smartwatch with a flashlight and “don’t talk to me” energy

Garmin just dropped the VENU X1 — their biggest, boldest watch yet. 📱 2" AMOLED, built-in LED flashlight (yup), 32GB for music, and call support (via phone, of course).

Battery? 2 days with Always-On. Water resistance? 50 meters. Colors? Stealthy green or black — very “tactical but make it luxury.”

💸 $800. Pre-orders start June 18.

Let’s be honest: you’re not buying this for fitness.

You’re buying it so everyone knows you bought it.