Cryptocurrency Sleep Atlas: The Sleep Secrets of Retail Investors
First Type: Zen-Like Corpse Lying
Before sleep: Account 1 million, Upon waking up: 1.2 million — Dreaming of 'Rich Quick Countdown'
Before sleep: Account 1 million, Upon waking up: 500,000 — Self-brainwash: 'Only when it hits the basement can I buy the dip!'
Before sleep: Account 1 million, Upon waking up: 100,000 — Directly performing 'Startled Awake from Dying Illness'
Sleep Rating: Bull Market, Bear Market (All dependent on Melatonin for survival)
Second Type: Leveraged Gambling Dog
5x leverage considered conservative? The dealer teaches you a lesson:
Middle of the night margin call — Awakened to find account at zero, tearfully sharing 'Great Compassion Mantra' for sleep aid
Set stop loss only to be targeted — The exchange seems to have surveillance: 'Just liquidate you, then it will bounce back!'
Sleep Rating: (Heart rate more thrilling than K-line)
Third Type: Ground Dog Suicide Squad
3 AM project team runs away — Eyes open, Telegram group is closed, token goes to zero
Can still trade before sleep, exchange delists upon waking — More punctual than an alarm clock's 'Wealth Disappearance Technique'
MEME coins ride the roller coaster — Eyes closed, up 50%, eyes open, down 90%, immediate heart bypass
Sleep Rating: (Dreaming of rights protection group QR codes)
Only two types of people can truly sleep
Liquidation Warriors: Money is gone, debts are high, yet sleep even better (After all, no debt is a light burden)
Empty Position Masters: Price fluctuations have nothing to do with me, watching melodramatic shows before sleep is more healing
Soul-Searching Question: Tonight are you 'Serenely Lying Corpse' or 'Startled Awake from Dying Illness'?