#TrumpTariffs 🚨BREAKING: Due to #TrumpTariffs, Americans will now be charged a patriot fee for breathing Chinese air particles 🤣💨
Next up: 20% tax on fortune cookies and Kung Pao Chicken. 🍜🥡
Trump: “We’ll make lungs American again!”
Even oxygen ain't tariff-free now. 😂🇺🇸